Bitchslap 5 Barely alive: From here it all gets a little blurry. This one we did 5000 copies and held the release party at Apparatet where the dude got upset cos he’d had 65 phone calls that afternoon from people asking if it was true that there was free beers that night. Bummer dude, your bar is gonna be busy. I had to explain that no one would ever come to our parties if there wasn’t something for free. Bitchslap 6 We are dicks: We totally went fashion. Most of the big fashion magazines must have been shitting their pants cos our shoot was hot! Nicoline and Silja, OMG! I held that light reflector thingy and looked at their little panties. Talk about a semi! This issue was also the birth of The Almost World Famous Bitchslap Magazine Dancing Competition. The guy who won had to go to hospital the next day and get litres of puss sucked out of his knee. That’s sacrifice and dedication. We did the party in this ‘top secret’ bar at Vega. It was so top secret that no one could find it, well at least that’s what I tell myself. It was also the beginning of the pantless dj’s: a thriving tradition. previous page next page